Bart Baker - As Long As You Love Me PARODY | Текст песни

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• As Long As You Love Me PARODY

(Justin:) My girl doesn't love me
[Justin: Will you always be a Belieber?
Justin's ex girl: Yes.]
(Justin:) Her new love is 1D
(Justin:) I'm under pressure I puked at my show
Now my girl prefers One Direction
Was a Belieber
But now she has no interest in my baby sized erection
(Justin:) She wants to Bang Harry
Why doesn't she wanna bang me?
Doesn't she know that I've got swaaaaaaag!
(Justin:) Girl, why don't you love me? I'm better than 1D
Even though I threw up at my last live show
(Justin:) And what's with your daddy? He's extremely scary I'm pretty sure that he wants to slit my throat
(Justin:) Oh my god that's Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Harry from 1D!
(Harry:) We had sex sex sex sex sex sex
And she told me she hates you
Right after she she she she she she blew me I'm sorry
(Justin:) Is my run over?
Everywhere I go people are laughing at my milk barf
Yes, I'm a poser
But that's no reason to replace the sticker that's on your car
(Justin:) What about all you guys?You're my dancers, you must be on my side
(Dancer #1:) Sorry but we prefer boy bands.
(Justin:) Guys please do not leave me
You gotta belieb me I'm better than 1D, I'm telling the truth
(Dancer #2:) Did you just stay belieb?That's totally corny
(Dancer 3#:) Plus One Direction doesn't lip sync and puke.
(Justin:) But I am so Swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swaggy
Can't you see? Nobody lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves me
I fucking hate 1D