Bart Baker feat Alex Farnham - "Pretty Girls" Parody | Текст песни

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• Bart Baker feat Alex Farnham
• "Pretty Girls" Parody

“Fancy” was a big massive hit, this is a rip-off of it
Cos I’m so desperate
To have a hit
But this song’s shitty
It sends the message to young girls
Pretty equals happiness
If you’re ugly then you’re worthless
And your life will be bland and shitty
Hey
I’ve been around so long that these days
The kids do not even know my name
I was big back when their parents were in high school
Years have gone by and I’m out of ideas
Nobody cares about Britney Spears
So I hired Iggy to make me more relevant

In this dumb vid
I’m s’posed to be an alien
Friend of Britney
My career needs reviving
Hey why aren’t you driving?
This song will never top the charts
We look like glam metal hoes
I had work on my nose
You’re still not pretty
My waist used to be twenty-eight
I can’t fit in these pants
It’s almost time for me to dance
Just suck in Britney!

Why does this car wash only employ gay guys
In short shorts that show off their nice thighs
And why is this rich preppie douchebag making eyes at me?

Because I just cannot believe you tried to recreate “Fancy”
But instead you made something that’s utter crap!

If you think this song’s message can’t get worse well
Now we’re showun’ in order to have fun you must have money
But the saddest part is this track had nine writers on it
Don’t believe me just wiki it

It’s true what dummies!

Iggs teaming up with Brit to tell the world.
All that matters is to be a pretty girl.
Which is ironic because the whole world agrees.
I look like clam chowder and Britt looks like beef jerky
See there’s a –
Slim line between a beauty and a beast.
That’s the real line in this horrid masterpiece.
Basically we’re sayin’ if you ain’t perfect.
Then your life is gonna suck cause you’ll be a reject Iggs.

Who here made the song “Pretty Girls”?
I have been sent back in time to kill you for that crime.
And destroy that song!

What’s wrong with our song?
“Pretty Girls” destroys society, it makes girls think being pretty is all that matters!