Bart Baker - "Hit or miss" Parody | Текст песни

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• Bart Baker
• "Hit or miss" Parody

I'm the most famous kid in the world now
and no one can explain it
because I basically do nothing
which is why life is hit or miss

by that I mean you shouldn't
worry about anything
this song's a miss but who cares though
somehow I became a hit
kinda like nash grier did
based on luck and some cute photos
I don't even have to try
that is why when I sing
I sound like a whiny robot
but who cares nothing matters
live life like the worlds ending
thats the dumb message of this song

I released sweatshirt and it was a big hit
I could not believe anyone actually bought it
thought songs had to be good but they didn't
guess they can be badly sung
and even more badly written
and that is when it hit me
life's hit or miss so why bother
tryna make a second single that is any hotter
wish I was Bieber but that will never be
he actually can sing I should stick to Muscal.ly

I was suppose to spend all day today recording
but I blew it off cos it's not important
plus I can barely sing so it's really boring
watching producers trying to make my voice on key
so I'll keep riding this bike around
while girls stare at me then run into things
and then fall down
it's possible they're hurt but I ride past
don't help them out
nothing matters in life but putting on blush

I do not care what happens tomorrow
so I eat food from the trash
and I mouth off to homeless drunk guys
I don't care if they kick my ass

cos I don't worry 'bout tomorrow
I just don't give a shit
because I am famous and young
I have embraced a philosophy that's nihilistic
kinda like this old homeless bum
Hey kid I like your attitude
you're a lot like us
why don't you stay with us right here?
Maybe I will but I am thirsty
Can I have a drink?
Here ty this
What is it?
Its beer