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• Lady Gaga APPLAUSE Parody

Remember when I used to no totally suck?
My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up
But then I lost my damn mind now I am in a bird cage
I’ve gone completely mad I’m totally bat shit insane
Source: LYBIO.net

I combined art and pop and made a flop
Don’t let your children watch this
It will scare the poor things shitless
I need attention constantly

Same with me
And me
And me, swag

I’ve covered myself in blood
I’ve worn a meat dress
I even convinced the world I had a penis
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks
Instead of focusing on making good music
All of the stuff I do is for the fame
Like making a whole CD exploiting the gays

I think I’m god’s gift to the human race
Now watch me smear random shit all over my face

I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
One second I’m a woman suddenly I am a swan
You have no freakin’ idea how many drugs I am on
A lot

I am the definition of egotistic
She’s right I just looked it up and it shows her pic
I’m so conceited and smug I eat my own shit
Then I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss

Everyone clap for me
Yes that is it!
Now you’re all under my spell I am a fame witch!
Gaga you’re amazing a true genius.
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless.

Yes it’s working.
I’m transforming into a true fame monster soon I will rule all the earth.
Hey look isn’t that Madonna?

Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause.
She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly.
I was the first attention whore.
Now it’s time to end this war!

Look at my magical jugs they’ll see you free.
Stop giving Gaga your love.
Save it for me.
Source: LYBIO.net

Don’t listen to Madonna keep on clapping.
Actually we’ve had enough you’re getting boring.

The whole world’s sick of you. Check this headline.
Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times.

Sorry Gaga you’re through.

No this can’t be. Please, I am begging all you do not ignore me! Oh no, what’s happening?

[Bummer's Eve Extra Cleansing Vinegar & Water Douche]

Well that makes sense.