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Look at this Instagram
Eggs benedict, side of ham
Started out as a lemon tart
Then my phone went and made it art

And these are my fingernails
The beauty is in the details
Drinking mai-tais on the cruise
Just a coincidence it's also boobs

Everyone look at my feet
Get jealous that I'm at the beach
You probably knew I was going there
You saw my planes wing in the air

Are you bored of city lights?
Try seein' 'em in black and white
Puttin' glasses on a cat
I'm the first one so think of that
Oh, oh, oh...

He thinks he's people

Every time I take a photo of all old door
Every sign out in front of an abandoned store
It's such a trill to add a filter
Lo-fi, lo-fi

Every time a thing reminds me of a penis
Every fortune cookie fortune that I've ever seen
Is on my feed, it's guaranteed with
Five likes, five likes, five likes

Look at this coffee foam
Now look at this pretentious tome
Now look at this garden gnome
I'm freaking Michaelangelo!

Fireworks in the sky
A super close up of my eye
Now a selfie, looking cute
In the same room, where I poop

Sometimes I just wanna browse
A hundred thousands pics of clouds
Hang on, I need to get this duck
Hold still, goddamn it fuck!

Oh, oh, no...

It's all blurry!

No you haven't really ever seen a setting sun
'Til you've seen it on the screen where you play Temple Run
I'm so hell-bent on documentin'
Peach pie, peach pie

Think it's bad now, wait untill I'm 33
So many pictures of my kids you'll want to murder me
Missed their first steps 'case I'm obsessed with
Red-eye, red-eye!