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Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh-ooh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh-ooh

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh-ooh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh-ooh

Corporate capers and office amour;
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

All lives have to die - of that there's no help;
My favourite way to end 'em
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum,

Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to fuck.
Personally, I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh-ooh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Ooh-ooh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Ooh-ooh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Ooh-ooh

Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does everyone
Ooh-ooh
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does everyone
Ooh-ooh
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Does everyone
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Does everyone
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Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone think