Epic Rap Battles of History - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il | Текст песни

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Kim Jong-il:
The name’s Kim Jong, I got a license to IL

Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill

Your body looks like a spray tan banana

With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana

I’m coming at you like the Asian Rick Flair

Bitch, I’ll supplex you by your friggin dick hair

Your whole fam’s a bunch of Barbies, dude

You want beef? Eat this Korean BBQ!

Hulk Hogan:

You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother

You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother

You’re a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

I’m gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony

Come on dude, all the little Hulksters know

I’ll hang you from the ropes like a South Park puppet show

I’ll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling

Brother, I’ll leg drop your ass back to Beijing!

Kim Jong-il:

Beijing is in China, you blond asshole

I’m a god among men, you’re a suburban commando

North Korea, bitch. Let me give you a tour

By the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!

Announcer:

Hulk Hogan goes down. I don’t know if he can finish the battle! He’s reaching for the ropes! It's...it's...Macho Man Randy Savage!

Macho Man:

Oh, yeah, it’s about to get real

Watch me snap into a Slim Jim, Kim Jong-il

I don’t like to hit little bitches with glasses

But when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses

The Macho Man, there is no equal

So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people

PUNK, I’ll elbow drop your whole nation

On behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation. Oh, yeah!