Evil Rap Battles of Horror - Sonic.exe vs Jack Noir | Текст песни

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• Evil Rap Battles of Horror
• Sonic.exe vs Jack Noir

Sonic.exe:
Oh Jack, this is one game I know you can't win,

Take you down in a Flash, this’ll be over quick,

I'll bring horror, terror in your dreams, I got you on lock,

I will never ever let you put the plushy back into the box!

What do you think you’ll accomplish in this rap fight?

Run away? You’re too slow, I’ll put your head on a pike!

Send you to Hell, Knuckles and Tails are waiting for you,

Beat your ass so bad, we won’t even need a Round 2!

Jack Noir:
Beheading Troll... Pastas, usual day at the desk,

How come Sonic's most successful story is this grotesque?

Villain Mode! The cheapness of your material is revealed,

I’m taking over the One Ring to rule this battlefield!

(Turns into Bec Noir)

Bec Noir:
Sovereign Slayer senselessly stabs useless disasters!

Edgy hog's just slaughter refutes your God status!

Head to head with my victim count, I'll exile this hack

Twenty one thousand Becquerels! Looks like it’s Black Jack!

Sonic.exe:
Bad dog! You had better obey your one true ruler!

As you did for your bitchy, bucked teeth, legless masters!

So irrelevant, each reader skips your backstory,

Laughing at your failed attempt at rap, your attacks are so funny!

I long for the execution of this crazed puppy,

While you escape your crush, I’ll chill with my lovely Sally!

So much chaos from my verse, you swear this was a mod,

Your demise is near, because you’ve been beaten by a RAP GOD!

Jack Noir (Spades Slick):
My demise? No, it's the fucking Jackpot!

Gettin nearer the loot each time the clock goes tick tock!

I’m Slick! I’ll walk-stab-walk this rodent down to hell,

You were removed from the wiki, so clearly you aren’t doing well!

Graveyard dwelling stuffed pet stomped on by a cyborg,

My mob will make sure you’re never ever cali-born!

Put this rotten noodle in the trash, where it belongs,

Checkmate! Turns out you were just a pawn all along.