Undertale - Papyrus Makes a Mixtape | Текст песни

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READY FOR THIS, SANS?
i don’t think anybody could be prepared for this
SHUT UP, SANS!
YOU JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND PERFECTION
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ATTENTION MONSTERS, MY NAME IS PAPYRUS
I'M A SKELETON MADE WITH MAGIC, BONES, AND LOTS OF COOL
IF YOU NEED PROOF, THEN LOOK AT MY BICEPS
BECAUSE THEY'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES, AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE!

MY COOKING SKILL'S UNRIVALED WHEN IT COMES TO SPAGHETTI,
WITH SAUCE AND PASTA NOODLES EXTRA LONG
AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE HAS SURVIVED A DISH
but frisk just walked right past it
SANS, DON'T INTERRUPT MY SONG!

IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION
JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED
AND THAT'S WHY UNDYNE WANTS ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD-
but aren't you still in training?
HEY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIED!

SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE CAN BE PALS,
THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN!
UNLESS YOU'RE HUMAN, THEN I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE CAPTURED-
but you kinda made friends with one
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SANS!
what?
STOP PLAGUING MY MIXTAPE WITH INCIDENTAL LYRICS!
i thought they sounded pretty good
WELL, I THINK THEY SOUNDED LIKE NOT PAPYRUS!
WHICH IS THE WORST KIND OF SOUND TO BE!
oh… well… sorry then
IT’S OKAY, SANS
I ALREADY FORGIVE YOU
COME ON! LET’S GO GET SOME NICE CREAM!
huh, PC's actually on fire right now
i think that’s the first time he successfully cooked something
YOU’RE OFFICIALLY UNFORGIVEN, SANS!!