Undertale - The Papyrus Song | Текст песни

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What's this? What's this? Standing in front of that rock!
I believe thet I spy a human with the socket of my eye!
And I, The Great Papyrus, Will be the one to capture you
And then I'll be the hero once I bring you to Undyne!
Respect and Recognition! All the things that I deserve!
In a shower of loving kisses every morning I shall bathe!
I will finally make some friends! So come on my brother Sans!

This puny human will never make it out of our pazzle maze!
I worked around the clock to set up this walk!
And my electricity maze will give you quite the shock!
Oh he/she's a slippery snail! He/She solved it with too much ease!
No matter, Human! This is only your first stop!

I don't boondoggle unlike Sans, his lazy bones don't stand a chance
Compared to me he might not seem like such a threat but take a glance!
What? You only made a word search? What is that supposed to do?
Considering that junior jumble is so much harder too.
So take a good look, dear human, this one will be your last
When I reveal my next and greatest and most impossible trap!
I know you'll be unable to advance once you go take the bait
And fall victim to Master Chef Papyrus' Spaghetti Plate!
Wait! You didn't eat the pasta? Oh this could only mean
That you stopped yourself from feasting so that you could share with me!

Wow! Your puzzle solving skills, they fill me with determination!
And you must be quiet ecstatic to have my admiration!
You must be very lonely and I pity on you child
But I'm very great and have many friends obviously
But there's no need to worry, human, you will be lonely no longer!
Becuase I, The Great Papyrus, will be a friend to thee

No, this is all wrong! No, I cannot be your friend!
For my mission is to capture you! And here's my mission's end!
I'll be powerful and popular!Now human let's spar!
Because once you are defeated I shall join the Royal Guard!

My battle body's ready and my bone attacks are set!
But you're only flirting with me? Now you're getting me upset!
I'm a skeleton with standarts! And high ones at that!
What? You can make spaghetti? My standarts have been met!

Now that you've revealed your ultimate feelings
I guess that means we must go on a date!
I elect to spare you for the time being!
Meet me at my house and don't be late!
You can check out all my cool action figures!
And awesome clothes that I rock so well!
But your true love for me, it's so genuine!
Your dating power, it overwhelms!

I am very sorry, but I don't feel the same!
I could never match the passion that you have burning for me!
But I won't fail you yet, no, I'll still be your friend!
And human! Best of friends Is what we're meant to be!
Be sure to call me anytime! Platonically of course!
I will always be there to help you and save you from your doom!
It's time to go, my friend, you've got a great long road ahead!

You can do it!
Make it to the surface!
I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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